The assistant that lives in your house.

Sparky is a small computer on your shelf. You talk to it in Telegram, the same place you talk to everyone else, and it does the technical part on hardware you own.

telegram · sparky

Remind me what I said about the boiler guy

You saved his number in March and said he could come any Thursday after 4.

Also set up a film library for the family

Installing it now — I’ll message you when it’s on the TV.

● running on your box

Most assistants can only answer. This one has a machine behind it.

Ask a phone assistant to keep your films, block ads on every device or file your paperwork and it will apologise. Sparky runs the software that does those things, on a computer in your home, and looks after it afterwards.

  • film library
  • ad blocking, house-wide
  • documents
  • backup nightly 03:00
telegram · sparky

The ads on the kids’ tablet are awful

I can block them for every device on the wi-fi. Want me to set that up?

yes please

● ad blocking active on every device

It remembers, plans and runs things, without an app to learn.

Morning

“What do I need to know today?”

The plans, reminders and messages that deserve your attention, in one reply.

Any time

“Remember this.”

A thought, a link, a voice note, a half-formed idea. Findable later, when it matters.

Dinner

“What should we cook this week?”

Recipes you saved become a meal plan, then one shopping list for the family.

Quietly

It keeps itself running.

Updates, nightly backups and restarts happen without you. You hear about the decisions, not the chores.

The computer is in your house, and so is what’s on it.

Your files and services live on the device you own. Nothing has to leave home for any of this to work. If you use the optional managed AI, only those messages pass through Sparky Cloud.

What it can run

  • plex
  • jellyfin
  • pi-hole
  • home assistant
  • paperless-ngx
  • tandoor
  • n8n
  • karakeep
  • portainer
  • …and more

Ask for what you want. Sparky does the technical part.

Join the waitlist and we’ll tell you when it’s ready.